Say hello to Mr. Faker ♡

Hello and welcome! Thank you for visiting my page and taking the time to read everything here!

♡ Basic Info ♡

  • Please call me Opalai!

  • I am AFAB and use she/her pronouns

  • I am an adult

  • My birthday is April 28th

  • My timezone is CST

  • I am agnostic

  • I deal with anxiety so I'm bad at reaching out and talking to people, but I'm always happy to receive asks and messages! (assuming you do not fall under any of the DNI stuff)

  • I am neurodivergent

  • My Discord is Opalai Pixel Witch #6719 / opalaipixelwitch !

  • My Tumblr is opalai-pixel-witch!

♡ DNI Criteria ♡

Please do not interact with me if anything on this list applies. That means no following, no messaging, no reblogging, etc. If you disregard this, you will be blocked.

  • You are racist, fascist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc., in short no bigotry

  • You are a pedophile of any sort--go to jail instead

  • You are a pro-shipper, age up f/o's or age down s/i's, etc.

  • You ship real people or self-ship with real people

  • You post or reblog NSFW or fetishy stuff of any kind

  • You post or reblog "thinspo" or otherwise fatphobic/bodyshaming content--this includes doing it under the guise of concern or fetishizing people

  • You are a TERF, SWERF, transmed or whatever, no exclusionary BS

  • You bully or harass people

  • You romanticize self-harm--recovery blogs are fine, however

  • You don't respect peoples' boundaries or take them seriously

  • You make/support AI art or NFTs

  • We share my main f/o’s—if we are in the same space I will probably block/ignore you, I know this is really stupid and unfair of me but I’m just not comfortable with doubles, I’m sorry

♡ Cautions ♡

If you interact with me, please be mindful of my boundaries and avoid these topics if possible:

  • Grossout stuff

  • Medical stuff

♡ Interests/Hyperfixations ♡

Active = stuff I'm SUPER into currently
Passive = stuff I'm not AS into but will still probably post about
Dormant = stuff I'm not really into right now but I might get back into later...or not

CURRENT MAIN FANDOM(s): Jackbox Games

InterestStatus
Jackbox Games (especially Fakin' It, Trivia Murder Party, and Split The Room)Active
Tuesday Trilogy (Manual Samuel, Helheim Hassle, Holy Gosh Darn)Passive
Other things I like (but don't really post about)
Studio Ghibli (especially Kiki's Delivery Service)
Sanrio (especially Kuromi and Aggretsuko)
Only Murders In The Building
Aesthetic stuff (mainly dual kawaii, pastel goth, lovecore, Y2K)
Ride The Cyclone
Knives Out
Mii stuff (like Miitopia and Tomodachi Life)
Code Lyoko
Everything Is Fine
Killer Frequency
Booth: A Dystopian Adventure
Gregory Horror Show (with a not-so-secret f/o)

♡ Various F/Os♡

I’m uncomfy with sharing my main romantic f/os. I apologize for any inconvenience this causes.
Your self-ship(s) will always be valid either way!

CURRENT MAIN F/O(s): [REDACTED] (Jackbox/Trivia Murder Party) and The Faker (Jackbox/Fakin' It!/Fakin' It All Night Long)

Romantic F/Os (mains/active)

CharacterMediaTagAnniversaryDegree of Nonsharing
The Faker (married!!!)Fakin' It/Jackbox Gameswe can blend in togetherNovember 24th, 2022I don’t want to see doubles or other ships with him at all. Please don’t come to me with them.
[REDACTED] (dating)Trivia Murder Party/Jackbox GamesI'm your crazy hostMay 3rd, 2021Slightly higher tolerance for doubles due to the popularity of his character and the fact that he has no official design and many fanmade interpretations. I still feel uncomfy with seeing him in other ships and hearing other people gush about him, and do not want my own interp of him shipped with anybody else.
Cookie Masterson (dating)You Don't Know Jack/Fibbage/Jackbox Gamesnumber one in this game and in my heartAugust 14th, 2021Probably the highest tolerance for doubles, as he is very popular and has many different fanmade interps. But I still don’t feel comfortable with hearing others gush about him, and I still don’t want my interp being shipped with anyone else. Please do not talk to me about the big popular ship he’s involved in.

Romantic F/Os (not mains/passive)

CharacterMediaTag
MilkyHelheim Hassleyou're gosh darn worth it
PestoHelheim Hassleall right what are we jamming?

Familial and Platonic F/Os

CharacterMediaTag
Bjørn Hammerparty (adopted child)Helheim Hasslethis is where I belawng
Klaus Fjellvik (adopted child)My Child LebensbornI can always trust you
Mayonnaise (friend)Split The Room/Jackbox Gamespsst. join the party

♡ Art Trades ♡

Art trades are currently open!

PM me on Tumblr or on Discord if you would like to do an art trade! I can post the piece I make for you publicly on my blog or send it to you privately depending on your preference!
(if it involves a fandom I’m not a part of, I would prefer to send it privately depending on how well I know the medium)
Absolutely no AI art allowed

Things I will draw:
-OCs, fan characters and self-inserts
-Fandoms I know and like (Jackbox primarily)
-character design headcannons (for example Jackbox host interps)
-Ships and self-ships
-Blood (but not overboard)
Things I am iffy about drawing:
-Fandoms I am unfamiliar with (I would like more info and would probably prefer to just send it privately)
Things I will NOT draw (bolded = stay away from me period if you want this):
-Anything on my DNI
-Hate speech/hate art
-NSFW or fetishes of any kind
-Proship content
-Anything shipping real people
-Gore, self-harm, brutal violence (cartoon violence is okay)
-Grossout
-My f/o’s in a ship with any other character, be it canon, OC, self-insert, etc. ([REDACTED], Cookie Masterson, the Faker from Jackbox)
-Creepy or “cursed” imagery (teeth, body horror type stuff)